Setting: Last night, chilling in the bedroom.
Gill and Caitlyn watch an amusing video of The Large Hadron Collider (you can find the link here , if you’re interested). A large orange cat named Beans jumps onto the bed.
Caitlyn: Hadron. That’s a good cat name. Isn’t that a cat name from a book or movie or something?
Gill: I like it. We should get another cat someday and name it Hadron.
Caitlyn: It should be big and stupid.
Gill: Yes, very stupid, and prone to running into things. Then we can call it Large Hadron Collider.
Caitlyn: This is my cat, The Large Hadron Collider.
Beans: (Not Impressed)
Caitlyn: Or, you know, a really big rabbit. That’s a good rabbit name.
Gill: I like it better for a cat. A cat could have the attitude to pull off a name like that.
Caitlyn: Oooo. If we ever have a son, we could name HIM Hadron Collider. That would be an awesome name. No other kid would have Collider as a middle name.
Gill: Are you seriously suggesting we name our hypothetical offspring Hadron Collider Foote?
Caitlyn: Yes. Yes I am. people will think we’re physicists!
Gill: People will think we’re insane. And then they’ll think we deserved it when our hypothetical offspring murders us in our sleep.
Caitlyn: It might be worth it.
Beans: (Yawn)
❤
You and Mr. Illz Skillz have totally won me.
It’s all the super hot physics talk, right? 🙂
that’s too funny! You’re right, it is a great name for a cat. The child might not grow up to appreciate it, but the rest of us sure do!
*gigglefit*