If you go here, you will find an audio version of the story as performed by actress Hayley Riby! It has sound effects! And music! Glee! It’s kind of surreal to listen to someone else read something I wrote… there’s a weird disconnect, as if it wasn’t really my story at all. Her adorable accent makes it sound so grown up and serious! I think I may need to hire a British actress to read all of my short fiction aloud to me – you know, just for kicks!